DEVIATIONS PROJECT NEWS
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Adeste Fiddles - Widely used to aid digestion and is wonderfully refreshing.This Classic Christmas infusion is made with loving care with only the finest European Carols ;)
My youngest son plays "Adeste" at least three times through in one sitting - I can't think of a better endorsement :)
November 4 - 2008 .....While socks last!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
CHRISTMAS With a TWIST
Distraught at the thought of the same old Holiday toons?
Dismayed at the same old Christmas MuzaK?
Is hair growing from your ears at an alarming rate?
Are your toe nails getting so hard that you need power tools to trim them?.......(bear with me girls)
Try the New Improved "ADESTE FIDDLES" CD - It''l put you right back on top (or underneath - what ever your preference - we're all grown ups here!)
CHRISTMAS With a TWIST......Marvelous!
Available 11/4 @ B&Ns everywhere!
Friday ,October 23, 2008
Tired of the same old Christmas re-releases?
Tired of the same old Holiday toons?
Are your hormones giving you a hard time?
Is your partner giving you grief?.......(bear with me guys)
Try the New Improved "ADESTE FIDDLES" CD - It''l put you right back on top!
CHRISTMAS With a TWIST......Marvelous!
Available 11/4 @ B&Ns everywhere!
....................................."Psssssst! - Pass me that bottle would you Santa?"
Check it out NOW!
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 2008
Dave reveals Track 15 mystery!
Save yourself some time, no need to wade through the ancient bloggy archives. Get straight to the point. You need answers. And you need them right this minute! Everything revealed in the latest blog.
Check it out NOW!
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 2008
Dave and Ollie Baffled As Time (as we know it) Apeeds Up!
As the dust settles and sock prices drop to a reasonable level, Ivory Bow is happily humming away on an in-store overhead sound system near you.
But what's that?....In the distance..no it can't be? ..surely not so soon? Are those sleigh bells? gasp!.... Is that snow or is it rain dear? hehe!
Adeste Fiddles is to be released on CD format exclusively through Barnes and Noble on NOVEMBER 4 2008!
Yipes - Better pack your bikini away for another year ; )
MONDAY, JULY 28, 2008
Scientists Baffled as Time Slows Down!
Scientists in strategic locations around the globe are completely baffled by recent "Chronological Inconsistencies". Time (as we know it) is slowing down!
"We're totally baffled" said a close friend of Norma Snokkers - a lady of "ill repute", claming to have had an "on/off relationship" with a scientist. "Catyclismic events will surely ensue - and I for one am catching the next train out of here!"
8 of the longest days in Living History will commence today as the seconds tick agonisingly by.
IVORY BOW AUGUST 5 - 2008
SUNDAY, JULY 27, 2008
You're Only Supposed to Blow their Socks Off!
Worrying results are filtering through from unconfirmed sources, that the results of IVORY BOW's initial test run ended in disaster! 215 out of 300 volunteers standing near a soundstage at an undisclosed location, had their clothes blown completely off and 83 had to be treated for shock with gas and air.Only two of the original 300 were left seemingly unscathed and were seen sheepishly screeching away in two identical "Union Jacked" BMW "Mini Coopers".
"You were only supposed to blow their bloody socks off" quipped the maestro as he raised a well manicured eyebrow, double de-clutched and roared away.
Although these early results are inconclusive, questions are being put forward in the House of Commons as to wether this dangerous new music should be allowed into the public sector.
"Cor Blimey Guvnor" whispered master of disguise and uncanny accents - Tyrone Shoelaces - "all we need now is for the military to be involved!!!!
Will the Deviant Duo be able to remain in hiding until August 5th?
Will the Wizard of Magical Music and Shoes have to remix the entire album?
Will music ever be the same again?
WILL YOU PLEASE BUY THIS ALBUM!
IVORY BOW AUGUST 5 - 2008
SATURDAY, JULY 26, 2008
NEW!!! Mystic Radio Interview with Dave & Oli
New interview from Mystic Radio! Hear Dave and Oli together for the first time as the duo talk about their first meeting, their early careers and fabulous footware! Please visit Mystic Rado to hear some samples from the upcoming album IVORY BOW and enjoy the craziness that ensues when the Wizard and the Maestro meet!
IVORY BOW available August 5th
SATURDAY, JULY 26, 2008
Lofty Wizard Down To The Last 500
The "Wizard of Magical Music and Shoes" has "shot himself in the foot" - a reliable insider claimed today. Due to unprecedented preorders of "IVORY BOW" - causing the virtual collapse of the "Sock Market" - His Loftiness has been forced to dispose of countless pairs of shoes from his elegant footware collection."The problem being, that because of a delicate foot condition, the idea of swanning around in fabulous footware without socks is intollerable"
Lou Smorrels ("Mistress of Footware and Undergarments") was unavailable for comment, but in a local public house, Tyrone Shoelaces (Our man with the Mouth Ulcers) caught up with one of the chamber maids. She confirmed in no uncertain terms that the situation was "pretty grim". "Lawks and Mussy Me" she mumbled in a peculiar Irish/Jamaican accent - thru a worryingly attractive beard;)
So things look tough for the Wizard.....Will the Sock Market recover?
Will the Maestro do the decent thing and dig into his secret sock stash?
Watch this space.
IVORY BOW AUGUST 5 - 2008
FRIDAY, JULY 25, 2008
Shoppers angrily queing in Malls all over the country complained bitterly today as sock supplies dwindled.Our man with the clipboard Mr.Tyrone Shoelaces commented :
"Sock prices all over the world have soared to an all time high, in anticipation of Deviations Project's new release "IVORY BOW". With only 11 days to go people are panic buying, causing a catestrophic rise in the cost of socks.
Sales assistant Heidi Vodka said that she had been "ordered to restrict sales to one pair per customer" and that "tempers were getting frayed."
More to follow .....
IVORY BOW ( IT'LL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF! )
MONDAY, JULY 21, 2008
Oliver Lewis ...."Most Definitely a Carnivore" revelations
I am most definitely a Carnivore" retorted Mr. Lewis as he vigorously condemned last weeks slanderous "Vegetarian" allegations. "Our people will be meeting with Mr. Shoelaces' people to discuss a settlement". ".... I most definitely COULD eat a whole one and you can quote me on that !!!!!!!" he said angrily adding 4 more exclamation marks than were really necessary.
SATURDAY, JULY 19, 2008
Reports that the New Album from Deviations Project "IVORY BOW" is not biodegradeable are flooding in.
Our man on the spot - ace roving reporter Tyrone Shoelaces caught up with the dynamic duo at a seedy nightspot in Shuddersfax UK. When asked about the situation Dave retorted scathingly .."Why the bloody hell would you want to throw it away?" Oliver Lewis refused to comment on the grounds that he was vegetarian and couldn't eat a whole one anyway.
WEDNESDAY, JULY 16, 2008
Ollie and Dave will be interviewed today by Mystic Radio. The interview will be available here next week. In the meantime, here's the interview Dave did with Mystic Radio last year. Hear in the Wizards own words how me met our favourite Maestro and how the two became DEVIATIONS PROJECT.
Enjoy!
TUESDAY, JULY 15, 2008
After many good years with MySpace, we felt it was time to have a place of our own. We will continue to keep our MySpace and Facebook pages, and the many friends we have made there, but we hope you will feel as just as comfortable in our new home. We are very excited with the new website, as is will give us a chance to grow and have more features available for our friends and family. We now have a Message Board, and a brand new Blog so please come back often and say "Hello from across the pond!"
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